Not everyone should write poetry. If you do not believe me, read on.
Before you say it, yes, I know this is not a proper haiku
. I never claimed it was. The only claim in the title is that there are six words, which there are. Unless you count the title and then there are eight words, but I prefer this title for its simplicity and purity.
If you remain bent out of shape because it is not in the proper form, then I suggest you [content redacted].
This is the first post in my “arts? fine” category. Hope you enjoy it. If you feel just a bit superior after reading this, then my job is done.